He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I wish you could order shots online.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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