So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
please don't ironically join a cult
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