We're like a lot better than the average bears
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
oh god the rape fog is back!
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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