he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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