so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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