Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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