She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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