If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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