I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Brb crying the tears of my youth
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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