so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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