You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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