why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
In America we eat man semen.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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