Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
