i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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