You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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