she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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