I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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