I don't think brook has ever known best
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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