BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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