i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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