I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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