i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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