she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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