Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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