We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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