We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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