i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
BRING THE BAGELS
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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