Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
zippers are such a cool invention
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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