Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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