So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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