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I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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