When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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