The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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