Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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