Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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