dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i came on her dog
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
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