What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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