yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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