sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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