Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
