everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I am one with the molecules
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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