Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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