I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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