This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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