Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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