Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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