i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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