its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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