Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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