Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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