So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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