I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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