Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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