Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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