i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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