a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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