Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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