Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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