Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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