he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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