It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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